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Recent Movie Reviews


Super Mario Misadventures Super Mario Misadventures

Rated 5 / 5 stars

What!?!

AHAHAHA!!! Mario got stung by the Kaizo! AGAIN! He always falls for that!

"Hurrhurrhurr... that level was my bitch." (DEAD)

Great movie, man... definitely looking forward to some more.

(If you want see what I'm talking about, get an SNES emulator, Google 'Kaizo Mario' and download what is some of the hardest platforming you're ever going to endure.)



Don't eat pie Don't eat pie

Rated 4 / 5 stars

'Rosebud'

Awesome.

Good lip-synching and an great effort for being for first 'proper' animation. There's a little glimmer of brilliance going on right here, keep it up, man!


spuddytastic responds:

Thanks!


Owls Owls

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It's good...

...but it's no 'Pork'. Now that was a classic.

Good job all the same.


Recent Game Reviews


Floranaut Floranaut

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Argh This is difficult to rate because while I love the art-style, it's an art-style deserving of so much more than a simple helicopter game. It has the perfect combination of vibrance and darkness, and I would play the vectors out of a platforming/RPG or something similar if it had a writing style to match.

Please, you must flesh out these characters and tell Floranaut's story proper!


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Intecpto Intecpto

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Good concept, however...

when making a game like this... MAKE SURE YOUR ARROWS ARE STRAIGHT.

/facepalms

Seriously, those cartoon arrows that are maligned AIN'T CUTTING IT and make the game a matter of guessing just how out of calibration they are. Get rid of them and get arrow that are true, otherwise expect to get poor scores from me and everybody else that doesn't appreciate hunting and pecking with bum directions.

3/10 concept
0/10 execution
2/5 (GET NEW ARROWS)


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Thundaboom responds:

Ok, I will get new arrows. :D


Crazy Skateboard Crazy Skateboard

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

This game...

...is for people who like pressing up.

I am not one of them. Nor can I imagine this being enjoyable for anybody who likes not having carpal-tunnel syndrome.

Did anybody even test this?


Recent Audio Reviews


SR - Lovely Tings SR - Lovely Tings

Rated 1 / 5 stars

No!

What?!?

Absolutely not! This is okay (?) dance music but is in no way BLUEGRASS!

Honestly couldn't finish listening to this, I'm in the mindset that, "Oh, I could really go for some nice relaxing earthy tunes" and you blam my ears with this?

For a honest critique, I can't give one based upon my lack of knowledge on the genre. Good use of loops, I guess. Those drums? those were definitely drums. That screechy treble? Yeah, that definitely hurt my ears.

Goddamn... now I'm all pissed off.

In conclusion, "not in this category."



Rolling Waves Rolling Waves

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow...

I wish I were back east.

It's a cold day that you catch me off-guard, but this brought tear to my eye.

Fantastic.


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the pineapple stand-in song the pineapple stand-in song

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Too much to describe...

Damn, there's alot going on here. You have some good banjo licks in here, but they're obviously looped...

The sax and overtly techno drums are big detractors. The repetition of the dirt simple drum line kills it. Too much bass... (turns volume down)

A. Bluegrass appreciation is nice to see.
B. WAAAY TOO DRUM HEAVY.
C. Industrial part at the end fits like a piano in a Honda Civic.
D. Characteristically Loopy.

A good effort, but not becoming of the bluegrass genre, there's too much going on and it lacks the earthy, naturalistic qualities of proper bluegrass. It'd be a great entry into the Miscellaneous or Techno categories, in this category, it's out of place.

Keep plugging away! If anything, it's unique!