SteamTusk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Scorpion vs. Michael]

I'll admit it, I lol'ed.

That diminuative shit of a human deserved exactly what he had coming to him.
NIce touch having him moonwalk into his certain death.
Highly epic.
5/5
10/10
Favorited for Great Justice
Flawless Victory.

XD

[Scorched Earth: The Movie]

Insane.

If I said that wasn't awesome, I'd be a lying little bitch.

I loved Scorched Earth and Benny Hill is fucking spectacular. That hit the nail right on the head. You had the effects perfect right down to the parachutes. For the most part that was fucking epic. However, the ending, to me anyways, seemed a bit on the cheesy side. Nice twist that the red tank ended up being piloted by chick, but the whole 'God is watching us' thing hit sort of a sour chord with me. Maybe its because I'm athiest and that song sort of characterises god as being a stalker, but I am being judgmental for judgements sake here because that was a bloody good show.

Epic as fuck.
5/5 for great justice.
9/10 only as a result of the ending.
Favorited.

[Doobie and the Dragon]

Hot Damn!

5/5
10/10
Favourited...

Epic battle. I'll go out on a limb and say the best duck/dragon battle on Newgrounds. Excellent soundtrack as well. Superb.

[A silly movie]

YES.

The Clocks rule the Portal! Bow before their awesome presence.

[Bob, The Spaztic Kitty]

Interesting concept.

I wouldn't mind seeing a series about a spastic cat with super-powers that flips out on people for little or no reason. I could see him destroying buildings or cities and shit. Keep it up, you have potential.

That's a durable cat. o_O

[Kill Saw River]

EXCELLENT (relatively)

All my 5's are belong to this. For a first attempt at an animation, this blows everything else out of the water. (comparitive to most initial submissions)

You have a great deal of potential and having drawn this with a mouse, I'm anxious to see what you can do with a tablet. Good job, even in lieu of a plot or a storyline.

JiminySha responds:

Dang man, thanks.

[The Emo's Day: SHORT]

Blugh.

Are you for real? I'd write something nasty, but there stands a possibility that you could be emo and might hurt yourself. Instead I'll offer this advice: cheer up, you could be much worse off; you could be a starving Ethiopian or a amputee war child in Iraq.

However, if this is meant to be facetous, I'll give you credit for mocking the genre, but I'm still giving this a zero based upon techincal merit. Work on your drawing skills, a little (?) time and practice would benefit you greatly.

Anti-good.

[The view makes you itchy]

Wha?!?

What the bloody hell was that?!? XD

TheKingofSwing responds:

Your guess is as good as mine, dear sir. As good as mine.

[Stunz]

Oi!

Now thot's som fuckin' punk! Great music, mate. I like the building shaking, but make it moar brutal! I wonna see som epic battle!

[Arfenhouse: The Movie]

ROFLCOPTR!

That was the best thing ever. I laughed until beer came out my nose. Thank you for making life not suck!