SteamTusk's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stairway To Heaven REMIX]

The Sacred Cow...

...has been slain.

A fine BBQ was had by all.

[Shove a gerbil in your ass.]

Dammit.

This is good, but it's in the HEAVY METAL SECTION.

I'm giving this an eight because it's respectable, and you do some amazing, fucked up music, but if you're on the front page of the metal section, it has to be rectified.

8/10
0/5 to balance the universe.
Sorry... any other section, I'd hardly give it a thought, but metal? Nein.

[BEST SONG EVER!!!!]

Eight

For irony's sake.

[I Hit My Head]

!!!

GHAHAHA!

"As with any appliance, close supervision is necessary when used by children, especially if they are inside the microwave."

Absolute brilliance. Keep making this stuff... Fuckin' hilarious!

Fav'd

[[SD] Starfox - Corneria Flight]

Maybe it's just me...

...but it sounds like it belongs in a 16-bit Sonic game. Interesting instrumentation with the string pad. Good job.

SupraDarky responds:

Thanks SteamTusk!!

[Cornwall Farm]

Wow.

It takes alot for a song to bring a tear to my eye. Great job, man. Wow.

Sentinel94 responds:

Grazzi (Thanks!)

[Green Machine by Sixty Cycle]

HOT DAMN!

Holy shit, this is like Fu Manchu +10. Stoney, cookin', raw as a fuckin' open wound. Dude, are you guys signed because I'm gonna Google me up a CD full of this. You had better have a CD or I'LL FUCKING PUNCH YOU IN THE NECK!

Great fucking work, I can't even believe I'm listening to this! Unfathomable. Epic.

Barnburning! Brootal solos!

11/10
5/5 Every day until this shit makes the top of the list.
Fav'd
CD SOUGHT! NAOW!

525volts responds:

LOL!!! :D Thanks bro!

['73 Satellite, Sixty Cycle]

HOLY FUCK!

FUCKING WILD! Reminds me of Clutch, Fu Manchu and a bit of Black Label Society's greasier parts. Man, I'm gonna up-vote this every day until this gets to the top of the Grunge portal, because goddamn, this is all kinds of fucking loud, distorted, epic AWESOME!

I'd buy a CD full of this. MOAR!

11/10 - 5/5
Fav'd and strongly recommeded to all my friends... or I'll punch them in the fucking neck.

525volts responds:

Thanks bro.

[Desert Rose]

Holy shit!

Sounds like you have a winner here. I wouldn't be surprised if this ends up being the predominant metal tune on here save for the songs that end up getting a perfect five because three people have voted on them. Technical, masterful, intense. Bloody good show.

Metalcan responds:

Cool man, glad you think so. Thanks!

[Switch Vs Evil-Dog -> Round 2]

There is a reason why

Evil Dog is rated as one of the highest ranked as one of the best punk bands on Newgrounds, this song is explanation enough. PUNK AS FUCK!