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Well done!

Congratulations!

You've won the Al Gore Internet Award for Bandwidth Conservation! You've not only managed to produce a absurd, riotous animation, but pack alot of optimized sound in as well.

Some of the crap on here is eight and nine mb, but offer only one or two mb of content, but you have well surpassed that average and are way ahead of the curve. TiVo Head was kind of meh, but I gave you pass on that one, but you've definitely hit the spot with this entry. I look forward to more window destruction.

Keep grinding!

Harrumph!

Back in my day, bears weren't multicolored and Jesus didn't get behind everything that came his way. Barring that, I'll get behind anything Jesus supports, never mind Burger King.

Smokey the Bears says, 'bears don't talk.'

Find random absurdidty, good jub!

LordZeebmork responds:

Back in my day, DANCE PARTY

Oddness!

Man, whatever you were on when you did this, I want some. That was random as shit, Python-esque even. I enjoy the stark black and white artistic style, but I'll concur with the other reviewers that the ending was anti-climactic and bleak. Anybody who has rocket feet like should be lauded and proclaimed King of the Land, not to succumb to space poisoning.

I'm afraid there may be no good way to conclude this slice of sporadic animation. I'm thinking Mr. T... but then again, I'm always thinking Mr. T.

Keep grinding!

Descent into Madness!

That was a trip! Absolutely everybody was embroiled in Mario's descent into madness. Too many mushrooms I'm guessing. Excellent frantic fun and well deserving of the blue highlight on the portal. Great chase sequences and good twists as well. It was great seeing Toad and Pikachu get their comuppance. You ain't tellin' me my princess in another castle any more! Pwned!

Could have used a little less Mario vox and more of the supporting cast, well... not Pikachu. Pikachu, no. All and all, a fine work.

Damn, I'm hungry for some BBQ right about now.

Implausable!

Spiderman doesn't need a bus, he can traverse great distances by webslinging. Unless Spiderman is in Saskachewan or Kansas, he has no need for public transportation.
Only in absence of structures must he rely on Greyhound.

Now that's a visual.

"I'd like a one-way to Saskatoon please."
"Hey, aren't you Spider-Man?"
"......no."
"Are you sure?"
".....yes."
"That'll be $16.95."

Grumio responds:

Nuh-uh, because his heart is torn over Mary Jane and such so his powers have left him.

HA! AHAHAHA!

(pierce)

I don't like Queen much. I appreciate you were trying to convey a message of some sort but without a narrative, it is lost on everybody. Now, eggs headbanging to Slayer, that's a Flash.

**Target Aquired**
(regret)

(disdain)

Is there any point to this?

This represents everything that is wrong with society. A 'Wired' techno society that abbreviates everything and finds such insignifigant joy in trolling absurdist websites for Flash animations, subsequently commenting on them behind the anonymity of a screen name and avatar.

Hold on, my hypocro-stat just tripped.

(head explodes)

Good Concept

An interesting concept that needs to be fleshed out. The juxtaposition of various holiday icons is intriguing but is in desperate need of substance. Like Andserson Cooper said, a little effort placed into establishing tension and character could make this a potential winner. I'll save my vote for what I hope will be a finished product. Keep grinding!

Canadia, home of the cold, land of the brave. This is the frozen wasteland I call my home, and as such, I seek only the most worthy Flash entertainment to distract me from the tundra. Please unfreeze me, I would also like some beer. Smokes'd be good too.

Age 41, Male

Beer Tester

Humber College

Cold, Canadia

Joined on 11/29/07

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