COLD! COLD! COLD! COLD!
Congratulations,
You have earned the esteemeed Quintuple 'Cold' Award for Coldness in a Flash Game. However, you have eponymously destroyed my mouse for a lack of a turbo button. A replacement can be sent to:
1079 Willowbank Trail
Mississauga, Ontario
Canada
L48 3P1
I look forward to your re-mousing promptly.