SteamTusk's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Floranaut]

Argh This is difficult to rate because while I love the art-style, it's an art-style deserving of so much more than a simple helicopter game. It has the perfect combination of vibrance and darkness, and I would play the vectors out of a platforming/RPG or something similar if it had a writing style to match.

Please, you must flesh out these characters and tell Floranaut's story proper!

[Intecpto]

Good concept, however...

when making a game like this... MAKE SURE YOUR ARROWS ARE STRAIGHT.

/facepalms

Seriously, those cartoon arrows that are maligned AIN'T CUTTING IT and make the game a matter of guessing just how out of calibration they are. Get rid of them and get arrow that are true, otherwise expect to get poor scores from me and everybody else that doesn't appreciate hunting and pecking with bum directions.

3/10 concept
0/10 execution
2/5 (GET NEW ARROWS)

Thundaboom responds:

Ok, I will get new arrows. :D

[Crazy Skateboard]

This game...

...is for people who like pressing up.

I am not one of them. Nor can I imagine this being enjoyable for anybody who likes not having carpal-tunnel syndrome.

Did anybody even test this?

[Bunny Invasion 2]

ARGHH!!!

THIS IS HORRIBLY ADDICTIVE! I PLAYED THIS FOR TWO HOURS! THIS IS WORSE THAN CRACK.

I WOULDN'T EVEN BE WRITING THIS REVIEW RIGHT NOW IF MY COMPUTER HADN'T FROZE! YAAAAARGH!

Excellent game. Favorited, I'll be playing more as soon as I'm done here. Excellent variety of enemies, great balance, perfect pacing and just too much damn fun.

5/5
10/10
Fav'd
Recommend'd on several message boards.

God Fucking rabbits!!! X)

[Black'n'Orange]

Arghh!!!

I really wanted to beat this, but I couldn't get past level 12 for the permanent kink in my neck and the cheesy porno music.

In the future, no cheesy porn music please.

AwokerR responds:

Sure man.

[Shopping Cart Hero]

Superb!

Awesome game, but I felt so bad after killing my first groupie... she didn't know what she was getting into and I killed her... *sniff*

[BamBlox]

Comparisons

Yeah, it looks like Totem Destroyer, BUT IT'S NOT FUCKING TOTEM DESTROYER! Take all of the block-based physics games and put them side-by-side. THEY ALL LOOK LIKE FUCKING TOTEM DESTROYER.

Anyway, comparisons aside, it's a great game with alot of strategy behind it; careful destruction and quick reflexes when the structure is crumbling. 'Tis a fine game, dammit!

yuniti responds:

Thanks SteamTusk! Amen dude, amen heh.

[Chromaboard]

Blurgh...

Somehow while playing this game I got an overwhelming sense of dispair.

Best way I could summarize it is if somebody made a snowboarding game while listening to a bunch of Radiohead. It's a valient effort, but it's REALLY FUCKING DEPRESSING. I had no desire to obtain the powers, land tricks or even try to complete the level.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to curl-up into a ball and drink myself asleep.

[DUCK SIM 2008]

BEST BOSS BATTLE EVER!

Wow, I enjoyed the incredible action-RPG elements and that section where you man the turrets was some of the best shooting in a Flash game EVER.

The real kicker had to be the fantastic boss battles. They harkened to the multi-screen bosses of Castlevania in it's day. Mephistophiles was a bitch though, I didn't figure out the trick until I had used up most of my healing items. That last boss was epic though, especially in his final form. The story leaves on a bit of a cliff-hanger and I can't wait for the sequel.

Bravo! Best duck related Flash game on Newgrounds.
5/5
11/10

[Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman]

Hahaha!

Excellent work. Struck the perfect balance between challenge and intuition. Definitely had to think out side the box to get crushed by... well, boxes. The difficulty curve was perfect.

The twists near the end added a nice variety and were definitely surprising and unique. I won't spoil anything, but I like mouse as well.