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Wow.

Never have I known how much a single video game sample could drive me to manslaughter. I am glad that in this case it is merely dogslaughter. This is a fine first stab, although in need of refinement. If you could obtain the original sprites and background, you could be well on the way to something great. The sample, as annoying as it is, could be used more sparingly in conjunction with other sfx from the game, an authentic NES blaster sound would not go unnoticed in a game such as this, baring that, realistic gun sounds. Mix it up, add some variety to the punch and you've got yourself a party.

Keep grinding.

Surprising!

Typically, I don't enjoy mouse avoiders, but this was an entertaining 63.3kb worth of bandwidth. The jump feature added some flexibility to an otherwise impossible game. It reminded me of a reverse Bump 'n Jump. Why does nobody remember that game? I rented it like, twice on the NES. Our video store was the bomb. Back before Blockbuster went and screwed everything up. Damn you Viacom!

Spectacular Futeball Action!

Wow, a static ball vs. severed Adidas footware. I appreciate the slow pace of the game as I am a autistic, geriatric soccer fan. If Bowman were here, he'd pop your ball and ask you kindly to resubmit a soccer game that doesn't want me to bludgeon something. This is the part where I add constructive criticism; faster, a rolling ball, less techno, and have the shoes have bloody shin stumps coming out of them. Keep grinding.

Canadia, home of the cold, land of the brave. This is the frozen wasteland I call my home, and as such, I seek only the most worthy Flash entertainment to distract me from the tundra. Please unfreeze me, I would also like some beer. Smokes'd be good too.

Age 41, Male

Beer Tester

Humber College

Cold, Canadia

Joined on 11/29/07

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