SteamTusk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[¥ FUCK SHIT SPAM ¥]

Wow.

That was epic as fuck. Absolute mind fuck. This is why Clock Crew rules the portal. Who did the music? Complimented the animation to a tee. Wow. All my fives. Every last one of them.

[pancakes.]

What the hell?

That was fucking awesome. Best lulz all day. You can't go wrong with pancakes. Exploding waed FTW.

CaramelAppleClock responds:

pancakes are the very essence of this world

[Well considering that]

WIN!

Pure unabashed genius! A masterpiece worthy of only the highest accolades.

AlbinoClock responds:

Alkaloids.

[Skirmish arena]

Oh Shit!

I thought this was a game, when I loaded it up, I was like 'Yeah, WORMS!' and then I realized there was no interactivity. I should have never fiev'ed this. Still gets a three. Good animation hindered by pissy chipmunk voices. That's my and the majoritie's most greivous complaint. Fucking chipmunk voices.

Major drawback is that this is not in any way indicative of somebody's sixth Flash, you should be further along than this, but still worthy of merit for the apparent effort involved.

[dancin jesus]

Meow.

Not bad, Jesus makes anything funnier. Good dancing animation, only complaint is that it seems unfinished. The audio continues but the visual is dead air. I'll agree with slayer666metal that there should be some conclusion. That being cat parts. Now, if you had the cat parts and then other cats start cannabalising it, Jesus in the background with a big thumbs up, that's be fuckin' metal. As it stands, this needs to be finished.

[Barnyard Hijinx]

Hot Damn!

That hit the spot. Great animation, I love how the action synched up with the music. Buckethead fucking pwns! Best part of it all was when he was just chillin' on the side of the road for no reason whatsoever. Completely random. A fine burger.

Heavy fuckin' metal.

[DBZ Sparta]

S'alright.

Lighting effects aren't bad, but the part where other dude gets hit by the lasers seemed lazy. The squiggles really stood out compared with the other visual styles. Nothing really new or interesting but a commendable first effort.

2'd and 4'd for great justice.

Chickenfork responds:

Oh lighting effects, yeah I know it's sloppy, I wanted to move on to bigger (longer) things

[Nowheresville: Showcase]

Rather Good.

Nice contrast of styles having the characters black and white and the backgrounds vibrant and colourful. That egg dude is a pimp, I'd kill for a cannon in my head.

P.S. Boston FTW. First I've heard them in an animation here. Be sure to credit them in your credits, they don't get enough... credit. o_______0

HourglassStudios responds:

I DID include them in my credits...kinda. I beleive I typed something like: "Ending music: Smokin' ". I only typed up the name of the song, because I wanted to avoid stretching. Anyways, thanks for the review!

[SRM Transformers 3]

ROTFCOPTR!!!

That was absolute brilliance. Best Transformers parody series on Newgrounds.
"His memory will live on"
"Is that an ice cream truck?"
"What were we talking about?"

Epic
Fav'd for great justice.

Battosai810 responds:

Glad you liked it man - it's an honor to be called the best Transformers parody around :)
PS - Motorhead friggin rules!

[The Great War]

Best Flash about WWI on Newgrounds.

Probably, the only Flash about WWI on Newgrounds, but still a fine animation.

The run cycle could use a little work and sound would definitely improve the whole presentation. I understand you're trying to go for a silent film, but it comes off as a bit underwhelming. Everything should be speeded up a bit, for a Flash about the Great War, your pacing needs to be frantic and unpredictable, just as the War was.

Aside from that, excellent movie.