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[DailyDay4: Hi Orangebeef]

Harrumph!

Back in my day, bears weren't multicolored and Jesus didn't get behind everything that came his way. Barring that, I'll get behind anything Jesus supports, never mind Burger King.

Smokey the Bears says, 'bears don't talk.'

Find random absurdidty, good jub!

LordZeebmork responds:

Back in my day, DANCE PARTY

[The Space Guy]

Oddness!

Man, whatever you were on when you did this, I want some. That was random as shit, Python-esque even. I enjoy the stark black and white artistic style, but I'll concur with the other reviewers that the ending was anti-climactic and bleak. Anybody who has rocket feet like should be lauded and proclaimed King of the Land, not to succumb to space poisoning.

I'm afraid there may be no good way to conclude this slice of sporadic animation. I'm thinking Mr. T... but then again, I'm always thinking Mr. T.

Keep grinding!

[Mario's Crazy]

Descent into Madness!

That was a trip! Absolutely everybody was embroiled in Mario's descent into madness. Too many mushrooms I'm guessing. Excellent frantic fun and well deserving of the blue highlight on the portal. Great chase sequences and good twists as well. It was great seeing Toad and Pikachu get their comuppance. You ain't tellin' me my princess in another castle any more! Pwned!

Could have used a little less Mario vox and more of the supporting cast, well... not Pikachu. Pikachu, no. All and all, a fine work.

Damn, I'm hungry for some BBQ right about now.

[Random14]

Implausable!

Spiderman doesn't need a bus, he can traverse great distances by webslinging. Unless Spiderman is in Saskachewan or Kansas, he has no need for public transportation.
Only in absence of structures must he rely on Greyhound.

Now that's a visual.

"I'd like a one-way to Saskatoon please."
"Hey, aren't you Spider-Man?"
"......no."
"Are you sure?"
".....yes."
"That'll be $16.95."

Grumio responds:

Nuh-uh, because his heart is torn over Mary Jane and such so his powers have left him.

HA! AHAHAHA!

[Your my best friend!!!]

(pierce)

I don't like Queen much. I appreciate you were trying to convey a message of some sort but without a narrative, it is lost on everybody. Now, eggs headbanging to Slayer, that's a Flash.

**Target Aquired**
(regret)

[JL: Law School 28]

(disdain)

Is there any point to this?

This represents everything that is wrong with society. A 'Wired' techno society that abbreviates everything and finds such insignifigant joy in trolling absurdist websites for Flash animations, subsequently commenting on them behind the anonymity of a screen name and avatar.

Hold on, my hypocro-stat just tripped.

(head explodes)

[Ultimate Holiday Card]

Good Concept

An interesting concept that needs to be fleshed out. The juxtaposition of various holiday icons is intriguing but is in desperate need of substance. Like Andserson Cooper said, a little effort placed into establishing tension and character could make this a potential winner. I'll save my vote for what I hope will be a finished product. Keep grinding!