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Super Mario Misadventures Super Mario Misadventures

Rated 5 / 5 stars


AHAHAHA!!! Mario got stung by the Kaizo! AGAIN! He always falls for that!

"Hurrhurrhurr... that level was my bitch." (DEAD)

Great movie, man... definitely looking forward to some more.

(If you want see what I'm talking about, get an SNES emulator, Google 'Kaizo Mario' and download what is some of the hardest platforming you're ever going to endure.)

Don't eat pie Don't eat pie

Rated 4 / 5 stars



Good lip-synching and an great effort for being for first 'proper' animation. There's a little glimmer of brilliance going on right here, keep it up, man!

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Owls Owls

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It's good...

...but it's no 'Pork'. Now that was a classic.

Good job all the same.

EW: Moving Targets EW: Moving Targets

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn fine work.

Yeah, the whole deal was smartly produced. You've got a great team behind you. The only major complaint would be the sound quality. You would really benefit with a better mic or some audio mastering. Love how they inadvertently destroy the enemy base. "Can't see where the controls are." (turret spinning wildly)

Congrats on breaking the top 50.

9.5/10 (rounding up)
5/5 (natch)

Cheers! Moar!

: Next-door Neighbor : : Next-door Neighbor :

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


You were at one point entertaining and had good ideas. Alas, the well has run dry and you are resorted to relying on poorly realized breast physics and female masturbation to get hits.

Given this, you are being paid (presumably, I hope to god you're not still doing this for the sake of the 'art') to get pubescent males off with crude humour and sex. If this is true, you are no better than a prostitute. A 'Flashtitute' if you will.

I think you seriously need to reconsider the direction that you're taking the furry grey blob (Foamy too.) because alot of your previous fans have become greatly disenfranchised with your current work; pornography, thinly veiled as 'social commentary'.

You get a '1'. That's only because 'Amnityville Toaster' is still hilarious.

I hope you sleep well at night on your pile of 'Quiznos' coupons and subway tokens.

Good day, sir.

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ClockCrews Blitzkrieg ClockCrews Blitzkrieg

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Polish! Vision! Waed! Pancakes! Excellent contrast between humour and pain. A sight to behold.

Truly. Fucking. Epic.

We WILL prevail against all odds. Justice has yet to be served. The ducks will rise again. Not as a unified front, but with covert tactics. The Clock Crew WILL rule the Portal. Maybe not now. Not any time soon. But rest assured. Newgrounds will know the name of THE CLOCKS.

We lost a great number of fine soldiers on that day. But we will never forget their sacrifices.

We will never forget.

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PropagandaClock responds:

Surely, in the New World Order there will be a place for a man of such shared visions.
You are truly one whom walks in the light of which is Clock.

Never forget.

woa nelly woa nelly

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ohhh maaaan...

I'm trippin' balls!

Do Anything Collab Do Anything Collab

Rated 5 / 5 stars


A stroke of sheer brilliance! Only with a complete mastery of the media can such vision be realized. The Clock Crew does it again! This will go down in the annals of history alongside such films as 'Casablanca' and 'Citizen Kane.'

My review carries more weight to it because I spent the effort to check my spelling and syntax. I hope you're all very appreciative of my SUPERIOR ENGLISH SKILLS.

Pure art. Newgrounds thanks you.

RevelBtion RevelBtion

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Absolute gold! Best part of all was it was a Mac that crashed! Oh the delicious irony! Combined with the masterful artistry and direction, it's very apparent that the Clocks make some of the best stuff on NG.

What was that music at the end? Any chance you could hook me up with an mp3 of that? I'm on the CC BBS, username: Steam. Pure lulz.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Ask PoisonShroomClock he's the one who gave it to me if I remember correctly it's from silent hill.

Tree Clock Beats Puppies Tree Clock Beats Puppies

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pure LULZ!

"Intentionally and unnecessarily harmed."
Fucking brilliant. Fav'd.

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